That girl was on a mission.
The fourth one though holy fuck
my new favourite person
i hope manners is the next cool trend
A walrus’s reaction after receiving a fish cake for his birthday
imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
i would hire him for this flyer alone
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise